We return to the Eagles'?bHotel/b California? again today, this time tapping into the title track rather appropriately. Oh the horror! Is Bud going to be stuck in Hell? Is his soul going to bend/b up on eBay so the Devil can pay the heating bill ? ... How about an entire bwall/b? A *very large* brick bwall/b? :P. ~takes a deep breath preparatory to ranting~. About the only good thing that can be said for Crapton's unplugged Layla is that at least it wasn't Crapton's *electric* Layla. ...
At Tate Britain I saw ?Turner and the Masters,? an exciting exhibition on till the bend/b of January, which shows how the fame-seeking British painter tried to emulate the great artists (mainly Dutch) and even outdo them. Apparently, when one of his ... Every 20 minutes, this hand-made cannon, which has already inspired phallic innuendos among critics, fires its load of sticky red wax on a bwall/b. I looked at the happy crowd, anxiously waiting to witness the explosion. ...
